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Real Major Classes
me: nah. That's why you only do a quarter bottle of tequila
puts you right on the line
Andrew: haha
me: didn't they teach you that in health class?
Andrew: no...
"Overdose" isn't until my senior year, right before the capstone
me: ah
right
Ad majors do the overdose class first. Nature of the industry
Andrew: you need too
yes
i would think so
"Fuck Over Your Co-worker" is the pre-req tho isn't it
me: Yeah, it's part of the Backstabbing and Extortion theme
You're supposed to match it with the Mass Exploitation minor
but some choose "Instilling Rampant Consumerism in Children" instead, which I think is the better option
Andrew: easily
i'm doing the Dr Kavorkian(spl?) and other medical mass murderers theme
I love it so far
me: ah, does that include the "Dodging Lawsuits" class?
Andrew: "Nazi Concentration Camps and the Science Experiments that Followed" is what i'm in right now
no
i wish
me: Ooh, isn't that a precursor to the Tuskeegee Experiments class
great one, that
Andrew: ..do you hear this conversation
...i'm shaking my head
but am grinning
so i dunno
me: it's great
I should write a blog post based on it
Andrew: its like accepted
where we can make our own classes
...but
well....its us
so
*-----End Conversation----*
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Draft - Communication
There is a fragile and fiendishly complex system for governing human interaction. Every exchange is so loaded with years of accumulated experience and emotional weight that it's a miracle that we can communicate at all. Yet, despite all the odds, we have conquered this system and done so wholly unconsciously. In fact, we've developed even more layers of complexity on top of those, with the telephone, television and the Internet.
Humans are an analogue system, information is clouded by interference on all sides and in between. I mean to say A, which gets garbled into B because I'm tired and misspeak. The person on the other end of the phone that I'm speaking with hears C, because my connection is bad. They interpret it as D, because they're angry with their landlord.
Put this mess into a group setting and you have your very own social experiment. You can find models of these kind of things around, but because of our relatively poor understanding of how the mind actually operates, I suspect that they remain rudimentary compared to what they will be. The increasing on-line "presences" of people have begun to spawn early renditions of what will become a powerful tool in this respect. The individual components are already there, but no one has found a way to merge the data into coherence yet.
Sites like Digg and Reddit, Youtube, Google, Yahoo, Facebook, Myspace, Windows Live, and Wikipedia all hold bits of a cohesive personality, pieces of conciousness strewn across the internet.
Every time a person posts a response to a Youtube video or upmods a Digg story, puts a picture on Flickr or writes a status message in Facebook, they are revealing just a bit more about their psyche and how they use their experiences in communication within themselves and with others.
Now, this derives a bit into esoteric stuff, but suppose for a moment that someone had recordings of every second of your life. If that information could be distilled and made into something coherent and digital for a computer, a convincing amalgam of yourself could theoretically be generated and pass a Turing Test. It's not out of the realm of realistic supposition that if a computer had access to the complete set of information that you had percieved during your lifetime and could observe your output in the form of external action (actual action, emotion, etc) that patterns good enough to approximate yourself could be found and used to make a virtual clone of your personality.
The reason I say this with such confidence is because humans can do this innately with almost no information at all. We can usually make accurate general inferences on someone's personality based on only a few moments of observation and interaction (barring the Fundamental Error of Attribution and other flaws in judgement. We're working with theory. Conditions are optimal.) Given more time, we get close and closer to specificity. This is why you can tell if someone you meet is an asshole based on a few moments of interaction and why you can tell if a friend of several years is sad without even speaking to them.
This has digressed (necessarily) from my main points, however. This is all weird and interesting to think about, but does it have anything to do with social theory and human interaction?
Assuming the above is true, we then turn to our online presences. This is a bit of a warning and a suggestion. With the increasing use of the internet, we are transporting indirect but almost completely accurate (the internet clears a lot of interference problems up) slices of our conciousness and personality onto the web. I would say it isn't unusual for someone to have accounts on every one of those sites that I listed above. Personally, I've got accounts on all of those sites and those don't even form a meaningful percentage of the whole. At the very least, you've registered and even that says something. Imagine if there was a way to track that, to combine the whole of your internet usage into one place. Every site you ever visited, every file downloaded, everything. That kind of information combined with personality algorithms or even a semi sentinent AI like the kind being developed now, could make a pretty good guess at what's going on inside of your head.
On one hand, it's every marketer/advertiser's dream. Demographic nirvana. Half of the industry is dedicated to getting inside of the consumer's brain, figuring out what they want. How fantastic would it be to have a population-in-a-box that can give you answers whenever you please.
The obvious applications, however, are much darker. Government spies. Minority Report-esque criminal justice systems, control over the population that even Orwell couldn't imagine. I can't wait to see the first person convicted by testimony from the digital representation of themselves. It's a good angle for a lawyer to use, really. "Computers don't lie."
This seems like paranoia and granted, it is incredibly unlikely. However, I'm doing this as more a thought experiment than anything else. Take an idea and see where it leads. None of the things that I've suggested are far fetched in their individual realms. AIML, JOONE and SILVA are all AI languages that could in theory be used in part to develop an algorithm that could output a workable set of responses based on a set of patterns (a personality). There are also more aggregate sites and increased monitoring by ISP's (and some say the government) that bring the various elements of your online presence closer together. Try searching for your most-used username on Google to get a rough idea of this. Using a combination of IP addresses, MAC addresses and usernames, you could theoretically almost track everyone now if you had the right infrastructure.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Random Update!!1!!111!oneone

In lieu of my queue of brilliant, yet half finished posts, I will break the monotony of silence with this:

A magnificent, but sporadically maintained webcomic by Kimmo Lemetti (http://gotmorr.com/)
I recommend checking out some of his other work. I think that Gone With the Blastwave is the best, but I'm one for horrific and morbid humor anyway.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Jon Stewart, America's Anchor

What do CNN, FOX, MSNBC and ABC all have in common? If you guessed "photos of Bristol Palin's baby daddy, shitty morning shows, and voodoo dolls of Jon Stewart in the breakroom," you would be a) amazing and b) someone who has watched television in the last month.
Illegitimate fathers and Fox & Friends aside, major networks are experiencing what I like to call "content stagnation." Viewers still watch their shows, but pay less attention. Networks have to try harder to break through their own static.
From a graphics standpoint, screens are becoming more cluttered and shiny. Moving backgrounds, day-glo color schemes and more lens flares than a photo of the sun make broadcasts look like insane kaleidoscopes. The average viewer is bombarded by more advertisements and news tickers than they have any hope of successfully digesting. Instead (and to the great consternation of the major news networks) they create a filter to the noise and focus in on the content with a voracity not seen since the heyday of TV. Unfortunately, many of the good, old school news anchors are gone, and those who are left are either bordering senility, or couldn't remember their own names if it weren't for a teleprompter.
So, where do people turn?
In an era of supposed globalization of the major news networks, high-technology solutions that make communication a snap and a vast pool of resources to draw on, the average newscast doesn't step outside of the boundaries of mainstream news reporting. There's little innovation that occurs on a scale that isn't superficial. Audiences know what's coming every time they turn on the TV.
In the search for fresh perspectives and what is perceived as honest reporting, American audiences have turned to the only television avenue they have left. Where CNN, Fox, MSNBC and CBS have failed, Comedy Central has succeeded. The irony befits the network titling. Jon Stewart's show is one of the only hard hitting broadcasts out there, even if it is hidden inside a comedy coating. The show presents the news in a way that is both entertaining and approaching factual.
I could write a book about the ways The Daily Show is doing it right, but I'll try to keep my reasoning condensed for reading.
The format of Stewart's show is the basis for it's success. It's a once daily injection of fresh perspective in a world of 24 hour news services. It's special, it's aired at a convenient time, and it's digestible. No droning pundits, no static. The Daily Show still utilizes all of the high quality graphics, but with a tongue in cheek approach (Indecision 08'). It's just as visually appealing to a viewer as the O'Reilly factor or any other primetime newscast. Also, Stewart has captured an audience that usually doesn't tune into news broadcast and had created in this audience a cultlike following both on air and online. Looking at the success of the web based services speaks for itself in terms of measuring what the Daily Show has done for online television services. Far more people are watching The Daily Show online than are watching Hardball. Stewart also contributes to the show's success as a personality. His sarcastic approach to broadcast has become a hallmark of the show and his deadpan delivery of punchlines is always good for a laugh. It's rare that even on the brink of economic collapse, we can still laugh at the news.

Maybe it's that last point that contains the magic formula. Take bad news, wrap it in cotton candy and feed it to the masses. The Daily Show is the Vikadin to the gnawing pain of reality. It allows the user to keep a grip on reality while putting it into perspective. The Daily Show exists as this counterpoint, it is the necessary shadow to the formatted information distributed by other major media. As John Stewart so eloquently put it "We sit in the back and throw spitballs--but never forgetting that it is a luxury in this country that allows us to do that."
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Cultural SMACKDOWN

Well, here it is folks. After months of preparation, stress, and outright panic, I've arrived to my home for the next five months. I've finally found a bit of time to breathe and reflect on my first week, but the details of my musings would be a bit schizophrenic (and boring), so I'll spare you.
However, what I can present are some of the things I have learned this week. Rather than going on and on about each idiosyncratic difference though, I'm going to provide a little comparative analysis in what will henceforth be called "NORWAY VS. USA: CULTURAL SMACKDOWN"
The title is catchy, I know.
In this little segment, each week I'm going to try to compare an aspect of life in Norway to a similar one in the United States. Each country will have to duke it out for supremacy and the winner gets bragging rights and a fancy gold belt to show their UN pals.
Now, I know, I know. I'm from the U.S. and therefore have a prejudice in my judgment, right? To that I ask you to consider only this: I come from Michigan. If that doesn't make sense, look us up in the news, under either "economic failure" or "embarrassment."
Now, without further ado, Our first match.
Transportation!
Norway:
Norway is famous for it's public transportation. All of it's happy people have the option to travel almost anywhere (in major cities, of course) using tram, metro or bus. You should never count on a Norwegian to be late, and that surely translates to their crisp efficiency in managing this system. It's sort of like a public transportopia. If they tire of that, there are always the well kept but reasonably traffic free roads that criss-cross the country. Drivers on the roads are generally courteous and won't run you down trying to get to Starbucks twenty-two seconds faster.
U.S.A.
Many major cities in the U.s. have extensive public transport systems and they are growing more and more common each year. Partially necessitated by rising gas prices and a crumbling infrastructure from existing systems, public transportation is an up and coming industry. However, New York trains aren't known for their promptness or uncrowded and orderly rides, and even the bus system that runs a ten minute loop to my school and back can't make it on time most days. However, where our public transport system fails, our personal transportation excels (sort of). Say what you will about gas guzzling trucks and fast cars, they are fun to drive. No complex laws, no (relative to Norway) ridiculous fines for speeding, no rules if a cop isn't around. Whereas you drive in Norway to get somewhere, sometimes you get somewhere just because you want to drive in the U.S.
K.O
Taking all the factors into consideration, getting places is more of an event in the U.S. However, if you want an assurance that you will get there, unruffled and on time,the practicality of Norwegian transportation edges out it's competitor.
Winner: Norway-SAN
